donderdag 27 januari 2011

WE'VE SEEN SOME GHETTO PEDICURE'S IN OUR LIFETIME . . . BUT THIS MESS HERE . . . RI-GOTTDAYUM-DICULOUS!!!

She fancy huh! You know she thinks she cute too . . . 



woensdag 26 januari 2011

Air bag



Your life is in your hands... 

Sweet Couple

If your wife is the size of a hippopotamus 



Surfing Porn at the office could lead to a Promotion.


Washington D.C. - A controversial new study recently released by researchers from the Advanced Institute of Management Studies (AIMS) purports to show that men who surf porn at the office are up to 69 percent more likely to be promoted to a management position when compared to men who refrain from such activities.

In another surprising discovery based on the same research, scientists reported that as many as 6.9 percent of male white collar employees spend at least two hours per day viewing pornography on any given work day, with Wednesday being the day of peak porn viewing activity.

"It would be an understatement to say that we were thrilled to uncover these results," said lead researcher and project coordinator Dr. ThadChadwatcher. "Any average white collar male who, in the past worried about their workplace porn viewing, can now rest easy as such actions will surely be seen by upper management as a career-enhancing activity  based on this most recent research."

According to Dr. Chadwatcher, the seemingly surprising results of his research may be less counter-intuitive than initially believed when one considers that Alpha males, who typically have risen up the corporate ladder faster than others, are also usually much more sexually active than their sexless cubicle co-dwellers due to elevated testosterone levels.

"If you think about it logically, it makes perfect sense to promote the heaviest porn users, as they are already going to have the qualities and leadership skills necessary to drive a business forward," he explained.

It could also be a factor in why so many politicians, police and others in leadership positions are so often caught up in sex scandals, as they also tend to surrender critical thinking skills to their penis, he said.

"I think it is about time that we recognize the power that sex plays inside the office, and start to reward those who follow their natural instincts at the office," Dr. Chadwatcher said. "Only then will we get the business  leadership that we need to sustain the economy, without all of the politically correct sexual oppression that exists today."

On a related research note, it was found that women who view porn in the office are probably militant lesbians and should be kept as far away from the corporate management structure as possible.


At last. All my suspicions are true. Tomorrow I'm spending the day at work surfing porn all day. Maybe that promotion will come in at last! lmao

'Jersey Shore' Italy Trip -- Italian Group FURIOUS!

The "Jersey Shore" road trip to Italy will only serve to make the locals look like "buffoons and bimbos" ... this according to a very pissed off Italian-American organization. 






A massive Italian American interest group -- who tells us they're furious with MTV's decision to shoot Season 4 in the old country ... saying, "People used to go to the circus to see the freak show – that is what this will be."

The rep adds, "It will not only hurt Italians but all Americans … their outrageous, reprehensible behavior will make us look like buffoons and bimbos."

As TMZ first reported, UNICO was the first group to call for a boycott of the show -- claiming it's a "denigration" of Italian Americans. 

John Travolta as John Gotti!!!

It's awesome casting ... John Travolta playing John Gotti in a new movie.






Travolta was at Amici restaurant (Italian, of course) in Brentwood last night, where he was coy about taking the role. But Marty Ingels -- the Executive Producer of the movie who dined with John  -- was more direct, saying Travolta will play the lead role in the movie, titled "Gotti."

Sources tell us Travolta has not signed on the dotted line yet.

We're also told James Franco has been approached to play John Gotti, Jr.  Awesome.

0125_travolta2Our sources say Nick Cassavetes -- of "Alpha Dog" and "Notebook" fame -- is currently rewriting the script and will be the director. 

Marc Fiore
 -- who purchased the rights to Gotti's story back in September -- was also at the last night's meeting and is Executive Producer on the film.

ALL GROWED UP!! LOOK HOW BIG MICHAEL JACKSON' SON PRINCE IS . . . HE'S ALMOST A MAN!!!



Time sure does fly . . .

DENZEL WASHINGTON STARING AT ONE OF THE LAKERS GIRLS AZZES . . . DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LION STALKING AN ANTELOPE!!!




Old school playa . . . 50 bucks says Denzel SMASHED after the game . . . 

TYRA BANKS IS GOING BALD!


 It's very sad. All those years of wigs and weaves has destroyed Tyra's hair. You can see how THIN and WEAK it looks.






 It's only a matter of time till she ends up looking like that dude SMIEGEL from Lord g The Rings!!!



BRILLIANT!!! RAPPER T PAIN GOT JAY Z . . . LUDACRIS . . . AND DIDDY . . . EACH TO BUY HIM A DIAMOND CHAIN!! (FIND OUT HOW)



 T pain . . . is a FREAKIN GENIUS!!!

dinsdag 25 januari 2011

'Jersey Shore' Cast -- We're Goin' to Italy!!!


One source connected with the show says they've already lined up some of Vinny's Italian relatives to host the "Jersey" crew for an authentic Guadagnino dinner.

And we're told ... two months ago execs began working on getting visas for the cast and crew.

Of course, the whole thing is contingent on whether the Italian government lets them in the country!!




Dr. Conrad Murray Pleads Not Guilty in MJ Death


Dr. Conrad Murray just pled not guilty to involuntary manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson ... telling the judge, "I am an innocent man."


When the judge asked Murray for his plea, he said, "I'm an innocent man, Your Honor," adding, "I definitely plead not guilty."

Judge Michael Pastor ruled earlier this month that there is enough evidence to force Murray to stand trial.

Today's brief arraignment is part of the process.

The trial date is set for March 28.

If convicted, Murray faces a maximum of four years in prison.



If he did it I hope he'll be somebody's wife in prison.

Entrepreneur plans to market line of smartly branded medical-marijuana soft drinks




A California entrepreneur has plans to market a line medical marijuana soft drinks.
Clay Butler says he plans to supply medical marijuana dispensaries with his soda pot, which contains the psychoactive marijuana ingredient THC.
Marijuana drinks are already showing up here and there, but Butler says he thinks his branding savvy will make his product a hit.
Besides his flagship cola drink, Canna Cola, he will also produce Dr. Pepper-like Doc Weed, lemon-lime Sour Diesel, grape-flavored Grape Ape and orange-flavored Orange Kush.
A 12-ounce bottle will cost $10 to $15.

Sippin on some purp genius. I want some pineapple express too!! lol.

DOES IT LOOK LIKE OLYMPIC MEDALIST USAIN BOLT MAY HAVE SMOKED A LIL SOMETHING IN THESE PICS!!!



The world's FASTEST man looks like things are going SLOWLY for him . . . 

DAYUMMMMMM!!! EITHER NICKI MINAJ GOT SOME FRESH SILICONE SHOTS . . . OR SHE STUFFED A PILLOW DOWN THE BACK OF HER PANNIES!!!



 Those cakes are GI-FREAKIN-NORMOUS!!!! 







TREY SONGZ CUTS HIS HAIR



Say aaaah!!

SAVANNAH'S (LEBRON'S FIANCE) COUSIN WAS BRUTALLY MURDERED . . . BOTH SHE AND LEBRON ARE 'DEVASTATED'!!!



Savannah Brimson's cousin, 17 year old Uriah Ware was MURDERED at a house party in Cleveland two nights ago. According to a person close to the family, Uriah and Savannah were EXTREMELY close. Savannah has taken the children and is in Cleveland with family, both mourning their loss and helping with funeral arrangements.

LeBron is expected to join the family soon.

For those of y'all not in Cleveland, here's the story courtesy of FOX19:

A fight between two teen boys at a birthday party in North Avondale escalated into a shooting that left 17-year-old Uriah Ware dead.

Ware was leaving a party when the shooting occurred just before midnight on Saturday.

Cincinnati Police say Ware was found shot in the face at the former National Guard Armory on Reading Road.

Investigators say about 20 to 30 rounds were fired, and a stray bullet hit Ware in the face.

He died at the scene according to police.

maandag 24 januari 2011

Medvedev orders to step up security after deadly blast at Moscow airport




Russian President Dmitry Medvedev ordered on Monday that security be increased at all of the country's airports and transportation hubs after a suicide bombing killed at least 31 people at Moscow's Domodedovo International Airport.
At least another 130 people were injured in the blast that ripped through the airport's international arrivals hall at 4:40 p.m. Moscow time (13:40 GMT).
"It is necessary to step up security at all airports, railway stations and transportations hubs," Medvedev said at an emergency meeting. "I order you, Transport Minister Igor Levitin together with Interior Minister [Rashid Nurgaliyev] to employ the relevant procedures in cooperation with the Federal Security Service."
Reports say the suicide bomber was located among a crowd at the international arrivals gate.
MOSCOW, January 24 (RIA Novosti)

Top 7 Ways To Get Rich




Want to be one of the lucky ones on the road to riches, want to be on the freeway to financial freedom, on your way to wealth?
Here are the top 7 roads to riches, the top 7 easiest and fastest ways to acquire wealth ...

Inherit it
This is how today's old money families got their wealth. In the 1800's and early 1900's, before anti-trust laws, income taxes and political correctness, America's finest families built empires and amassed great wealth; in industries such as oil, banking, newspapers, sugar, transportation, land, bootlegging and even prostitution. And that original wealth was passed down to succeeding generations. The number one easiest and fastest way to acquire wealth is to inherit it. Unfortunately, inheriting wealth is mainly a matter of blood; you have to be born into the right family.

Marry it
If you can't inherit it the second easiest and fastest way to acquire wealth is to marry someone who is already wealthy. And sometimes that person may even be kind, generous, compatible and loveable. And, if not, divorce can pay off handsomely. Just remember to get married (and divorced) in a state that has favorable community property laws.

Work for it
If you can't inherit wealth and can't marry it then you can work for it. People rarely get rich having a job. Rather, they build a company and own it. And then often take that company public, collecting hundreds of millions, or billions, of dollars in doing so.
Or, they invent something useful and valuable which greatly benefits society, such as explosive devices like dynamite, or the paper clip or the thigh master or eBay.

Win it
If you can't inherit wealth, can't marry it or can't work for it then maybe you can win it. Lotteries abound, paying out multi-million dollar jackpots, and eventually someone always wins them. Unfortunately, you have a greater chance of being struck by lightning then winning the lottery. But, hey, it only costs a buck!

Steal it or deal it
If you can't inherit wealth and you can't marry it, work for it, or win it then maybe you could steal it or deal it.
You could become a CEO or chief financial officer for a big cash-rich company, cook the books, steal millions of dollars, buy a $20 million dollar home, lie to the feds, and hope you don't get caught, convicted and sent to Club Fed. I don't recommend anyone try to get rich this way.
Also not recommended is to deal it; to become a drug lord and generate hundreds of millions of dollars in cash dealing heroin, crack, meth and other non-FDA approved goodies and wholesaling it to pushers who will gladly resell it to anyone to wants it, ranging from children to movie stars. After all, aren't drug dealers just supplying what people want; even if it creates crime, ruins lives, kills people or could put you in jail for the rest of your life. Not a legal (or moral) way to get rich.

Gamble for it
If you can't inherit money, can't marry it, can't work for it, can't win it, can't steal or deal it then maybe you could gamble for it. Over 50 million people play poker. A few even make millions of dollars at it. You've seen them on television, winning or losing upwards of a million dollars on the turn of a card. Looks easy, doesn't it? They don't look so tough on TV; I bet any decent poker player (like me for instance) has a good chance of beating them on a lucky day. So maybe you could simply plunk down $3,000-$25,000 per tournament entry fee, or get a backer, join the World Poker Tour, win a few tournaments and get rich! Or maybe, in reality, the average amateur poker player has a snowball's chance in hell of getting rich that way.

Invest and get rich
If you can't inherit wealth, can't marry it, can't work for it, can't win it, can't steal or deal it or can't gamble for it then maybe you can invest and get rich. There are 2 good ways to invest and get rich; the real estate market and the stock market.
According to historical data, over time, real etate goes up a average of 10% a year. So getting rich in real estate tends to take a long time. And also requires a large down payment. Hard to get rich quick that way.
On the other hand, the stock market can be a good way to get rich. Stocks can go up dramatically over a relatively short period of time and make you rich but you have to have the money to invest and you have to pick the right stocks at the right time.

To recap how to get rich:
1. inherit it
2. marry it
3. work for it
4. win it
5. steal it or deal it
6. gamble for it
7. invest for it
These are the top 7 easiest and quickest ways people can get rich. How will YOU do it?

Funny Toilets

Some of these toilets are absolutely hilarious.

They are enough to make you wet yourself laughing.

Bet you thought going to do the business was just another unpleasant chore people just had to get on with.

When you gotta go, you gotta go, as they say. But some people, like the owners of these funny toilets, like to do with style, with imagination, with a flourish.

Don't these zany toilets make the dready job of relieving yourself a whole lotta extra fun!
















Yoda - the cat with four ears



Meet Yoda, a household pet born with an extra pair of ears.

Chicago, Illinois, couple Valerie and Ted Rock took the cat in two years ago after they visited a local bar, where a group of drinkers were handing the animal around and making fun of him.

Since being adopted by the Rocks and after getting his picture posted on the Internet, the two-year-old feline has become an international media celebrity.

The Rocks have received calls from Good Morning America, Fox News and The Tyra Banks Show. The moggy's mugshot has graced the pages of the London Guardian and British tabloids.

Despite his strange appearance, Yoda - named after the pointy-eared Star Wars character (pictured below) - is a perfectly normal and affectionate cat and a delight to have around.

His extra ears are thought to be the result of a genetic mutation.

But Yoda's owners are keeping a close watch on their much-loved pet. They are concerned he could be catnapped because he is so different.



Oprah Winfrey REVEALS Secret!!!!

Oprah Winfrey spilled the beans on her big secret today on her show ... she has a long lost sister!






Turns out The Big O has a half-sister named Patricia -- who was put up for adoption at a young age and bounced around foster homes until she was finally adopted at the age of 7. Oprah said her mother never told her about Patricia.

Oprah, Patricia and her mother were all reunited on the show. 



Watch the video below!



BEAUTIFUL LEZZY CHICK WRITING A TELL ALL BOOK . . . CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN RIHANNA'S LOVER!!!! (PICS OF THE GIRL PLUS BOOK EXCERPTS)





A lovely young Hollywood girl named Tajah is writing a TELL ALL BOOK. And in it, she describes IN DETAIL her ALLEGED lesbian relationship with Rihanna. We're not sure whether to believe her or not, but an entertainment insider told us that she is "VERY CREDIBLE."




We got a quick glimpse at the TRANSCRIPT o the book, and it is OFF THE CHAINS!! Here's what the young lady had to say about Rihanna.We're still a bit skeptical . . . . but . .. 

We can't WAIT to get a read



Beautifull men, women are more likely to be smarter with high IQ's too

A study out of England suggests people who are beautiful are more likely to have IQs higher than the average person.






Beautiful people don't just get all the breaks, scientists say they're likely smarter than most people, too.
A study in England conducted by researchers at the London School of Economics found that attractive men and women generally have higher IQs.
"Physical attractiveness is significantly positively associated with general intelligence," said LSE lead researcher Satoshi Kanazawa, in the latest issue of the journal Intelligence.
The study indicated attractive men have IQs that are 13.6 points above the average, while beautiful women are 11.4 points higher than average.
Since intelligent men are more inclined to achieve more success, they are "more likely to marry beautiful women," Kanazawa said. "Given that both intelligence and physical attractiveness are highly heritable, there should be a positive correlation between intelligence and physical attractiveness in the children's generation."
The study included 52,000 people from both the United Kingdom and United States.
However, Kanazawa insists this should not be considered justification for believing beautiful people are better than everyone else.
"Our contention that beautiful people are more intelligent is purely scientific," he said. "It is not a prescription for how to treat or judge others."


Well, of course i already knew this, since my beauty is only matched by my intellect. Just joking lol.

DRAM-MAAAH!!! RAY J GETS INTO A FIGHT . . . WITH R&B SINGER JERIMIH!!!



Ray J had his birthday out in Vegas, and he invited a ton of celebrity guests - including Jeremih.

Here's a report, from a local site:

According to a reliable source, there was an altercation between Ray J and Jeremih. Its reported that Jeremih was a little touch feely, walking through the party trying to put his jawn on a few ladies.

Well one of those ladies happened to be Ray J's girl! Its reported that Ray J checked Jeremih for disrespecting him and his girl. The details aren't available as the scuffle took place real quick.


Nigga please, even at other people's party this dude is looking for ''Birthday sex'' lol.
i guess at the moment Ray J's '' One wish'' was to knock you the fuck out rotfl.

5 Club Bangaz, Let Go!!!!

Billy Blue - Fresh from head to toe


Snoop Dogg ft. Lil John - 1800


           Lloyd Banks featuring Swizz Beatz, Kanye West, Ryan Leslie & Fabolous - Start it up

                                                      
                                                 Trey Songz ft. Fabolous - Say aah


                                              Usher ft. Jay-Z & Ester Dean - Hot Tottie



REMEMBER THE LITTLE GIRL FROM MY WIFE AND KIDS . . . WELL SHE'S GROWING INTO A PRETTY YOUNG LADY!!



You really never know with these child starts, you know. One day they're cute . . . and the next . . . well . . . 





BEYONCE . . . GIRL . . . STOP IT!!! SHE'S SAYING THAT JAY Z TOOK HER VIRGINITY!!! (HOW MANY OF Y'ALL BELIEVE THAT RUBBISH)



Beyonce is out teling tales again. I've learned that Bey said THIS when asked by a British magazine about her prior boyfriends:
"People would be surprised as to the lack of experiences I've had,' she says. 'When I was 12, 13 I had my first boyfriend, and he was my boyfriend till I was 17. At that age, that was a long time. I've always been very loyal and a little more mature.

Though I was too young for it to really be a boyfriend - we didn't live together, we didn't, you know . . . That was my only experience with a guy, and since then I've only had one other boyfriend in my life - Jay

Before marrying Jigga, Beyonce's been linked romantically to Nas, Mos Def, Marques Houston, Kobe Bryant, and Sean Paul. And if you believe that NONE of the aforementioned dudes got the PANNIE DRAWERS . . . I've got a bridge to sell you . . .

RAPPER WIZ KHALIFAH IS NOT ONLY TALKIN' THE TALK BUT HE IS WALKIN' IT LOL



 Natalie Nunn and Amber Rose are fighting to see who can date rapper Wiz Khalifah (yeah . . . him).

As of yesterday he was "dating" (AKA smashing on a semi-regular basis) Amber Rose. Well Natalie got upset so she sent in a pic of the her and Wiz in the bed.

Check out her sneaky azz, taking a flick in the ceiling mirror. LOL . . . get your Kat Stacks on Mama . 






Shout out to Wiz though he is doing that black and yellow, I guess lol.